Nadia: He he he.
Tara: What?
Nadia: Look, it's the rules from last time
Agent: Oh, let me see. You mentioned it last time.
*all look at rules stated here*
Rules
- · Please keep explosions to a minimal – we only have a limited fund, as we are a self-managed organisation. Any ‘play’ will be deducted from your pay check
- · No unauthorised experiments – you need permission from Alistair Joubert, as your supervisor, in order to proceed.
- · No taking samples home – The material here can be hazardous to the general public, hence why your labs are located here.
- · No creating new life forms – we had enough with the Luphins – yes, we are talking to you, Dr Remington.
- · You only have one notice of noise complaints before I personal visit you – please refer to my last message of complaint. That was your only one.
- · No damage is to be done to the building – we all have to live and work here, thank you very much. We have specific locations designated to hazardous experimentation (area 57).
- · No release of untested experiments – please refer to your nearest Luphin
- · Do not use company funds for personal studies – again, we are a self-managed organization. Please fund your own bio hazards
- · If you’re questioning the ethics of an experiment, then it is wise not to proceed on a number of levels.
Please remember to follow these rules, or I will personally
punish you, depending on your transgression.
Thank you for your time.
Madam V. Povéll
*All laugh!*
Nadia: I wanna meet her! She sounds like a riot!!! hahaha!!!
Tara: *giggle* Oh dear *giggle*
Agent: That's our boss! She's, just wow! Oh god, I'm sorry, hahaha!
Alastair Joubert: Enough! If you have time to joke around, then you have enough time to work on your projects. We've had not one but two breaches! I want those responsible found, NOW!
All: Yes sir!
Nadia: Slave driver
Agent: I know right!
Tara: shhhh!
*End*
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