Wednesday 6 April 2016

Aftershock



Agent: Seems we avoided a tragedy. Thanks girls.

Nadia: That’s great, but what do we do now?

Agent: Just go on as you were and contact us if anything else comes up.

Tara: I don’t like this…  but ok, we’ll keep an eye out for now.

Agent: We don’t have to like it; it’s above our pay grades.

*Agent leaves and girls go into their new office *
……..
  
Nadia: Ugh…that’s finally over. So, what now?

Tara: Well, we can finally get back to our normal jobs – people are waiting for us! Sooo, did you find any more of those old Pandora introductory packs?

Nadia: No, but I found an old notice that Madam Pouvell sent to the science department! It’s quite funny, actually.

Tara: Oooooh! Let me see!


Dear Science Department,

Please desist in the creation of explosives. The noise is disturbing the peace of the organization, specifically the sub basement. Further explosives will result in a personal visit from myself. Be assured that no one will be pleased by this development. Furthermore, the Science Department does not have room in its budget for trivial noisemakers. It will be cut further if you continue to pursue this hobby.

This is your first and final warning before I take to this matter personally.

Have a nice day,

Madam V Povéll


Tara: Oooooh, wow….those undertones! She’s piiiiiissed

Nadia: Basically she had enough of there bullsh*!  My god was it that bad?

Tara: Uh… You have met Dr Remington, right?

Nadia: Wait that mad man who created those dust bunnies I herd his youngest son had to go all Jet Lee just to get rid of them

Both: *look and burst out laughing*

Agent: Enough fun and games! Get back to work!


Both: Kaaaaay!

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